listinthings:

• be unaware of where the penis is
• scream into the penis
• use the back of your hand
• slap the penis and call it “buddy”
• condescend to the penis
• set your hand on fire

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helioscentrifuge:

bec-the-dog-and-jade-the-human:

goldentot:

darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

People

landdwwellers

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mashedpootatoes:

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ditchschooleatpizza:

snorlaxatives:

all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron

anD THE BOOK GUM

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